March 2012
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February 2012
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I JUST WANT TO GET TICKETS TO SEE MCFLY!
Why aren’t you coming to Aberdeen this year lads????
:’(
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
It's Alan Rickman's Birthday
alanrickmandaily:
Waking up and realizing it’s February 21
Getting excited with other online Rickmaniacs
Making plans to get Alan Rickman’s name trending on Twitter
But still only seeing topics about pancakes
Then bake Alan a chocolate cake
Daydream about him thinking of me
Imagining his reaction when he reads my letter
Spending the rest of the day watching his movies
And...
lilysgrotto:
When most teens my age are listening to:
I’m listening to this:
And when people ask me to hear what I am listening to:
“DON’T TOUCH MY I-POD OR I WILL CUT YOU.”
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
hambutt:
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpes
consultingdalek:
Soft Dalek,
Warm Dalek,
Little ball of hate.
Happy Dalek,
Sleepy Dalek,
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
McFly Valentine's Day Tweets
Harry…
Danny..
Tom…
And then Dougie’s advice…
