the best and most accurate thing
This literally NEVER gets old.
the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying
if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands
And I’m the teacher….
can you hear that??? thats the sound of the holby fandom screaming in anger
Your Pokemon hurt itself in confusion!
So THAT’S what happens
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’