My sewing project for my aummer holidays
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
'The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back'
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
So I cut it with a flat one instead.
i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it
Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?
Thats a saxophone
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accentdo I have to go over this again? IN SCOTLAND THERE IS MORE THAN THREE FUCKING ACCENTS A) THE HIGHLANDS- there are many accents you have north, the islands. The hills. My granmas…
And then there’s the Twang for the different towns. Eg Methil Fifer ‘Awrriiite pal, hooose it goan? and St Andrews Fifer ‘Hello, what kind of frapalapacinoamerilatte can i get you today, Please and thanks’
As for me, Glenrothes born and bred, English (Warwick) Father Edinburgh Mother , lived in Aberdeen for four years and now live in Kirkcaldy and I just sound weird…..