touchmykittykat:

thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.

Yassss

tightvaginas:

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying 

ectolime:

bodtcrack:

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

image

And I’m the teacher….

dharmagun:

dbvictoria:

Eddie Izzard appreciation post

a role-model for us all

officialvav:

can you hear that??? thats the sound of the holby fandom screaming in anger

theknightlycynic:

radioactivespiderblood:

Your Pokemon hurt itself in confusion!

So THAT’S what happens

theknightlycynic:

radioactivespiderblood:

Your Pokemon hurt itself in confusion!

So THAT’S what happens

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

deadlyspoons:

*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’